asiahamilton07

My OC Kelly turns 30 years old today! Happy birthday, Kelly!

asiahamilton07

Guess the reference: 
          
          Earl: Friends! 
          
          Bruno: Friends? I thought you said we were the demons! 
          
          Reuben: Yeah. That's what I heard! Joe? 
          
          Joe: (Laughs evily) 
          
          Earl: No! Let me explain. I was trying to fool her! We will rule together! I will get that girl! 
          
          Bruno: Actually, you're exactly where I want you to be. An animal's belly is never full!
          
          Earl: Huh? 
          
          Earl turns around and sees the animals snarling at him. 
          
          Earl: (screams) 
          
          Bruno (to the animals): Eat! 
          
          The animals pounce and eat Earl. 
          
          Earl: NO!

asiahamilton07

Happy 40th birthday to my stepmother Priscilla! 
          
          Asia starts yelling at Earl and questions the reasoning of his actions. Priscilla yells at Earl and also questions why he slammed a cake slice to his face. Earl says that ever since Priscilla slammed a cake at his face, he wanted revenge so he made up a friendship list, so that it looks like they were going to be friends for the rest of the series, breaking the fourth wall, as Priscilla fell for Earl's trap. Priscilla gets mad at Earl and brings up the good stuff he'd ever done for Earl. Asia talks to Earl, saying he's being a jerk, but then Earl talks back saying that Priscilla is a jerk and brings up the past of what Priscilla did to him. Asia claims that his party wasn't ruined because Priscilla slammed one slice of cake in his face, and Priscilla had more than one slice slammed in his face. Asia tells Earl to go to his room, but Earl doesn't care.