assortedfiction22

would anyone read fluffy or smutty short stories? I'm trying to get back into writing :)

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HAHA GUYS SOMETHING FUCKING CRAZY HAPPENED.
          
          so when my friend came back, I realized my feelings for him weren't really there anymore? Idk it was weird. But a few days later (yesterday) he sent me a snapchat saying that the girl he likes liked him too!!! And just after he said that, this really awesome girl I know said she liked me?! So now me and him both have dates this weekend but with different people?? Its weird man. I never thought I'd actually be interested in a girl again, but I guess I am. 

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I was at work today, looking around confused as fuck, and all I was saying was "huh." My coworker commented and said that I sound like a minecraft villager, and I started wheezing uncontrollably. ThEn, a customer overheard and said they were gonna say the same thing but felt like it was rude to say to someone they didn't know. THat made me laugh harder, and after a second everyone was wheezing. That's all.