assparagus

every time someone replies to a comment i left during my bnha phase i die a little on the inside

Random_Writer_27

@assparagus I will find all of them.
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GayMoodSwings

I used to rule the world
          Chunks would load when I gave the word
          Now every night I go stow away
          Hide from the mobs I used to slay
          
          They once were terrified
          Every time I looked into their eyes
          Villagers would cheer my way
          For a hero I was, that's what they'd say
          
          One minute we had it all
          Next our world began to fall
          Away from all that it had once become
          They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb
          
          I gaze off into the boundless skyline
          Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
          Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
          The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
          And hope one day that this chaos and
          Destruction turns for the better
          Never a bow in hand
          That was when I ruled the land
          
          It was the creepers and Skeletons
          Blew down the doors and boxed us in
          Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
          I tried all that I could to stay and fight
          
          As the undead roamed the street
          Families broken at my feet
          Life itself suspended by a thread
          Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead
          
          I gaze off into the boundless skyline
          Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
          Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
          The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
          If this battle should leave me slain
          I know Herobrine will call my name
          Better to take a stand
          That was when I ruled the land
          
          I gaze off into the boundless skyline
          Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
          Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
          The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
          If this battle should leave me slain
          I know Herobrine will call my name
          Better to take a stand
          That was when I ruled the land
          
          

assparagus

male alligators spend their entire lives with an erection and have a penis that, according to national geographic, “shoots out like toothpaste from a tube; and it bounces back because it basically has a rubber band attached to it”
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assparagus

BYE CAUSE I WAS GONNA DRINK WATER FROM THE GLASS ON THE TABLE BUT THERE WAS A BABY LIZARD IN IT I HATE BABY LIZARDS SO MUCH I'VE ONLY EVER HAD BAD EXPERIENCES WITH THEM CUZ THEYRE SO INCOMPETENT AND ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL JUST STAY ON THE CEILING AND STOP FALLING OFF YOU VILE CREATURES

assparagus

help i saw a mouse in the room earlier it was running around and even got on my bed at some point so i panicked and cleaned the room and changed my bedsheets and stuff but i couldnt find the mouse so its just out there somewhere living its best life and no one believes me???? smh this house ifs full of snakes 
          if anyone sees this, help a sis out
          how do i get rid of it