Asterin?

Hi Wattpad! Don’t be like Alyssa, and always pee after. Otherwise you’re gonna be stuck in bed with a heating pad between your legs in pain! How are y’all?!

I give up on corruption. I have zero motivation to write

AHH. I’m almost done with Devotion!!!

I just had a whole large coffee and a Advil because of a headache. I’m slightly losing my shit. Time for the whiskey 

I was having a really really good dream. I was watching YouTube at some random persons (just wait) house, and someone was live at a harry concert. Around Christmas time there was a tree on the stage. But like halfway through the concert, he just finished Lights up I think? And he asked “Does anyone have weed on them” so when he got some he was like “I can’t smoke this over here”, but it was still in his mouth. So he finished the concert and everyone went home. I was at Olivias house. So Harry walked in and I didn’t really seem to care. So I was watching tv. He sat next to me and I got up real fast and got a drink. I went to come sit back down but I did it like slowly and cautiously. He said “let me see the remote” so I handed it to him and he changed the tv channel to something else. So I asked “You know how to do that?” “Yeah..?” “You’re known as the grandpa on 1D tiktok” “yeah I’m aware” and he showed me his phone where he was on tiktok. 1D tiktok. So I  looked to see and he doesn’t have a account. So I said “let me go through your fyp” “no” you can go through my liked and saved tiktoks?” “Deal”
          AND THEN MY NIECE WOKE ME UP.

FIRST POST ON MY BOOK!! It’s just pictures because Wattpad is kinda dumb. 

Everyone say happy birthday to my hamster, he’s 1. 

You know what makes me mad? We can’t put pictures on Wattpad. I’m about to make a new story just for pictures.