Bonjour kids

- I have the co-ordination of a brick. 
- I have the stealth of a marshmellow man.
- I have the emotional range of a teaspoon (jk i'm the type of person who'll get hella emotional just because a snail fell while slithering up a wall).
- I've once fell onto a mirror and my knee has like 5 scars but its all good because who needs knees anyways?
- iF you don't know what defenestrate means, it's a beautiful word in the english dictionary that you should familiarise yourself with.
  Defenestration; the action of throwing someone out of the window.