I'm just a random hecking teen who's hella bored in quarantine. 
"I see where you're going with this. Um, I *do* drink red wine. But I *also* drink white wine. And I've been known to sample the occasional rose. And a couple summers back I tried a merlot that used to be a chardonnay, which got a bit complicated."-david rose 
he is pan...i am pan...i am david rose...wOa