@astrozombiesxo
i swear to GOD if i spent four hundred dollars on an mcr show and it gets CANCELED the world will see fury it’s never seen before. trees will ignited. grass will become razor blades. water will become the blood of everyone involved in canceling the show. if my show gets canceled, there will be hell to pay. an unforgivable sin.
did you know i eat toes? yeah that’s right. i eat toes. not in a kinky way, but toes are the only thing that can satisfy my undying hunger. you know what that means? it means you better keep a close eye on your foot fingers because if you look away for too long you’re gonna be missing something valuable. be careful. they’ve been looking for me for years and haven’t found me yet. they’ll never find the feet nugget bandit. hope you enjoyed them while they lasted, they’ll be gone before midnight.
vegetarians who are low on iron gang rise up ✊
wHaT aBoUt StRaIgHt PrIdE mOnTh
did your parole officer come over today?
he told me i have to go into custody and i was like fuck you bitch you’re not taking me alive bitch it’s gonna be a fucking gun show bitch
Instagram is normie land.
ALL HAIL REDDIT
i argued with someone that is anti-choice on instagram and i’m super upset now because it’s like when you have a heated argument with someone irl and you start crying because you’re so emotional, that’s how i feel. god, i wish people weren’t so stupid, he was comparing abortion to slavery, i had to say something.
i absolutely loathe when authors post a chapter in their stories like “:) might update this book later :)” like THATS WHAT YOUR MESSAGE BOARD IS FOR not your actual story, like i don’t wanna watch two ads just scrolling through “idk thinking about posting the new chapter :)” god i love complaining who needs sex when you can just bitch about things you hate
@patheticpunk yeah i get that, i just don’t like it when they don’t have anything substantial to say, they’re just updating random thoughts that have nothing to do with the story for the hell of it
give me my bones back you whore
i read an article that ranked every mcr song from worst to best and the second to last was cubicles from bullets and i just wanted to officially state that i’ve lost faith in humanity since these thots can’t realize that cubicles is underrated as FUCK y’all are SLEEPING on a fucking BANGER
@fairlylocalfaggot_ I THINK THEY RATED WTTBP AS NUMBER ONE AND LIKE YEAH THATS A GREAT SONG BUT YOURE REALLY GONNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE WHEN THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM EXISTS???? i was mad at that article and i still am
@rosepetalpoison WAS IT THE ONE THAT SAID MAMA WAS THE BEST SONG? BC YEAH THEY HAVE A POINT BUT THEY SAID LIKE....EVERY OTHER EXTREMELY UNDERRATED SONG WAS HORRIBLE AND ITS ACTUALLY NOT SIS YOURE JUST BUTTHURT THAT YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE GERARD WAY
