Why is a square meal served on a round plate?  <_< I've always wondered...

OKIE DOKIE! Where to start...

Gosh Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a beautiful billionaire....sigh.

OK! I'm ready now, My name is Alda and I live in London...I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica

...That's a lie...Have you noticed I love using my ellipses...IRONY!


For the love of Mike...I'm going to count to three, and hopefully by then I will actually introduce my self and would have told you a little about me, apart from the Costa Rica/ horse thing. 

 1...2...3... I LIKE TURTLES!!

 Seems that that's as far as we are getting for now folks v_v...................... :)