There was once a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
So she lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
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Stories by atkinsruby
linger
the aftermath of a heated argument between to lovers. short and sweet with a touch of badassdry and confessio...
Hufflepuff common room one shot
Ok I wanted to give my interpretation of the hufflepuff house and how the rooms would work and the common roo...
blissful dreaming - one shot
It's a funny little one shot about music. It's all a bit strange but I like it all the same!