bitch

This whole website was a mistake

HAPPY
          
          *flips table*
          
          BIRTH
          
          *throws balloons
          
          DAY
          
          *shoots confetti*
          
          
          
          *eats cake*

VIVA LA PULTO FUCK YOU 

I'm done. I can't listen to the radio anymore. Nope. Done. It's all Taylor Swift and I grew out of that phase a long time ago

Valentines Day doesn't have to be a day for couples, remember it's also for
          
          Friendships
          Parents and their children
          Siblings
          Strangers
          
          Just show your love for other people today even if you're single. As I am single, I am calling today Platonic Friendship Day. Happy Platonic Friendship Day to everyone.  

You pastel piece of trash 

*Me trying to flirt*
          
          Hey girl, you ever gone through an existential depression? Cause it's an unending void of death- and she's gone. Fuck