I'm Nobody, who are you?

Guys, even though I have a lot going on right now (all the time) I have a lot in store for you. 
          
          Also, how would you feel about Bechloe or Nick and Violet in a Camp Half-blood setting? 

emily dickinson!!

I just want someone to cuddle up to at night, someone to hold me when I'm at my lowest, someone I can kiss and hold hands with, someone that will be there for me as much as I am here for them. Is it too much to ask?

Btw, to the 3-6 people who read my stories, no idea who you are, but I'm grateful for you. I mean I literally have 36 followers, I don't even know most of them, and yet you guys still put your ten minutes of free time into reading my shit. So thanks.
          
          You know what? Anybody who read this comment "I did" or something like that. I'd really like to know who I'm thanking to, as well as see if anyone even reads these fucking announcements. 
          
          Would appreciate this with stories, too. You don't have to vote, you can just point out a mistake or a wrong tense usage, you can ask for an explanation of literally anything, just interact. I'd love to explain why the fuck Beca was sitting on a tree or who the fuck is Violet. I just really want to interact with my readers, that's pretty much on of the most important things Wattpad exists for. 
          
          So please, anyone out there reading this, just interact. I'm begging you.

Hello fellas, 
          I can't really write anything I haven't at least partly experienced. So unless somebody is willing to help me , solely for writing purposes , there will be absolutely no flirting, kissing making out, etc. because I'm a single and lonely fucker who hasn't even had their first kiss yet, so you either have to wait or try and do something about it .
          
          Also, fight scenes? Tried them out with my cousin. Dates? My fake scenarios + date ideas for future purposes. Injuries? Either experienced them or can very vividly gaslight myself into feeling them. Arguments? Had them. Mental health issues? Yup. And so on.
          
          I'm just bored rn, so if anybody wanna text or sth, I'm in. 
          
          Have a nice day/night! 
          
          I'm out. ✌️

Why is it so hard to straight up tell someone what you think or to express your emotion? What's wrong with this world? I mean, why can't we just drop the pretending? Are we afraid to get hurt? To be made fun of? Or what? Why do we pretend to be okay when we're broken inside? Even better question, why do we ask if someone is okay, when we know they're gonna lie?
          
          It's easier. That's why. We say we're fine and hide our emotion, because that way you don't have to open up. By opening up you risk getting attached to someone and getting hurt in the process. But if you don't do it, you'll be lonely.
          
          Why is everything so fucking complicated? 

Happy birthday to my favourite girl! 
          I'd tag her, but considering she read my story, and neither voted, nor commented, I don't know her username. Anyways, since I can't really give you a present today (I could, but I don't wanna be weird and I didn't really think we'd see each other yesterday), I might as well just write you something right now and give you something later.
          
          It's your birthday, so spread the cheer,
          May you have another fun-filled year,
          May all that you always wanted come to you,
          Forget the sadness of the past & start life anew.
          
          Be the best you can be,
          Imagine what you can do,
          Remember who you are,
          There's nobody like you.
          
          Wishing you a very happy and pleasant birthday,
          Your Favourite Fool 

Hey people, 
          so, as you can see, I am not dead (just yet). My crush (who actually friend-zoned me about a week and a half ago, yikes, but who I still care very deeply for and think very highly of, double yikes, even though I'm not even sure if it was that serious, triple yikes (if you're reading this, yikes x4)) wants to read my Wattpad stories (she may or may not have asked if there's something about her and there is, not directly, but there is, and will be more) so I have to re-write and re-do everything on here including my profile pic, my username, everything about me on here and etc.. I'm just giving you a little heads up, even though I know basically nobody reads my stories (or these anouncments). There will also be more updates when I get my lazy ass to write them on here. I swear I literally have a shit ton of prompts and ideas for my stories, I'm just to lazy to put them on paper, or computer. So, we may see each other soon. 
          
          P.S. Every read, vote and comment, even if it's a hate one, helps me grow as a writer. I recently took a Cambridge English Preliminary for schools exam (I'm 14), and scored B2 with 100% on everything EXCEPT writing part where I only got 162/170 (that means I scored 168/170 (about 98,8%) on the whole thing), so I'm pretty much aiming for growth. 
          
          This might be deleted later, not sure if I'm gonna leave it here.
          
          Have a nice day, and congratulations if you got this far, not even I had the nerves to read the whole thing, it's long as fuck. :)

Hey guys,
          I just realised that I used my drafts for a story called "The Code-girl" in "Romeo" instead. The story will be unpublished, but you will see it again when I get my lazy ass to do the changes. A new short story/one-shot prompt I'd like your opinion on (it's actually a new, better idea for Romeo): Beca is in love with Chloe, but doesn't want to ruin her friendship with her. Chloe encourages Beca to tell the girl she loves that she loves her, not knowing it's actually her Beca's in love with. She helps Beca with a plan, to get the girl to like her back, and to introduce her to all the nosey adults asking if she already has a boyfriend. Will it work out, and be the most romantic declaration ever, or will their plans catch fire and burn with their friendship? At least they can still be friends, right...?
          
          Happy holidays everyone!

If you just want to skip this, read the end
          
          Hey guys, I've been working on all of my stories, I'm just to lazy to rewrite them all into the computer and publish them. So, expect new charpter of 'Swapped', 'The Rise of Spidey-twins' and '(idk, help me please?)' in January, because my family's got quite a hectic way of celebrating Christmas and New year's eve, so it'll take me at least a week or so to get rid of my cleaning responsibilities, guilt from eating way to much and the splitting headache. And now that I'm thinking of it, I may describe our holidays in one of my fanfics. Yeah, that sounds cool. I am also probably gonna do a story quite different from my other ones, well, not really a story. I might write it as myself, or do a tiny bit of change and make it Bechloe, because why not. I think I'm also gonna publish a one-shot called 'Romeo' with the main story and quite a few alternative endings to prepare for how much heartbroken I could get. If you are interested in it, just leave a comment please.
          
          Merry Pitchmas and a happy new year guys! 
          
          - The boring lovesick human being