Alright peeps, *game show music starts* it's timeeeeeeee forrrrrr....... *unnecessary prolonged pause for non-existing suspense*.
Today's episode is onnnnnnnn HARRY POTTER *wild cheering erupts from all over the world, even from the very depths of hell, theme song comes on.... HOGWARTS HOGWARTS HOGGY HOGGY HOGWARTS...*
Right so basically, i had school today, cause you know i have the privilege to have an education and not all Australians ride on the necks of cassowaries and fight each other with our butter knife dripping with Vegemite for the person that we want to mate with. We also like our tea like how we like our guys...British and uncomfortably hot. Alright, back to the point, i was in Japanese and this girl... decides to blurt out her irrelevant, unexpected, horrifying thought of the lesson.
she flips her frizz- straightened hair and tells the class in a loud voice her preposterous idea.
she goes..... I hate Harry Potter, they are all attention seekers, over-dramatic and cry over one guy's death. ummm, excuse me bitch, Fed was worth the tissues! She then calls them ugly..... once again, ima have to stop you there you peasant! Neville was written down in the books of glo-ups...he was the founder of glo-ups!
so basically not OK, I repeat code red and then she says she like twilight. i mean i happen to love a movie where a twinkly dead guy and an over-sized dog fight for the affection of a monotone chick whose as dead as the twinkle fairy, Edward. Great story plot if i do say so my self. But my dear potter heads, as Dumbledore said... it does not do to dwell on dreams.!
