Hobbies include, but are not limited to: 
sarcastic comments,
basic horticulture,
making unnecessary lists,
writing in all lowercase bc i am an edgy hipster.

Preferred genres, listed from most to least read:
Fantasy
Science Fiction
Mystery/Thriller
Realistic fiction (humor)
Horror,
Romance (I rarely read a book if this is the primary listing, because it's probably full of contrived and/or unnecessary drama, or unbelievable people).