Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? 
Well this is me : "And then there's this asshole".
I am living large and taking charge.
I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand.
I get ignored so often that my nickname became "Terms and Conditions ".
I know Victoria's secret.
DEAR YOUTUBE I WILL ALWAYS SKIP ADS