Michelle would like to offer you odd tidbits of knowledge that would make her seem appealing but is afraid that she might accidentally reveal the fact her life revolves around pop culture and bemoaning the world's injustices....oops.
She’d love to say something interesting about herself but really, all she does is eat and sleep. As the way her biography is written would indicate, she enjoys writing in the third person (it's because it makes her feel like an omnipotent disembodied voice). She doesn't know what else to say. She really hates writing biographies.