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Children be careful on the internet because I almost got scammed 20 minutes ago and I swear I almost had a heart attack when I realized it wasn’t my friend texting but a scammer. Damn I almost lost my TikTok and Snapchat ‍

Guys, I just watch Red, White, and Royal Blue with my parents and I’m pretty sure the sex scenes lasted forever and they know I’ve read the book. Well I’m fûcked.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Boop! You’ve been booped! Now go boop 29 more other people! 
          Hehehehh 
          
          *Runs away*
          HAVE FUN LOS-
          *face plants into tree*

*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND SLOW MOTION FALLS INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE BUILDING EXPLODES*

OKIE BYEEEEEE

HOWS LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU

WHATS UP

I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU IN A WHILE

HRU