Hey there! You can call me Ann. 
I see you've stumbled upon a place you never thought you'd find.
Don't worry- you're in good hands. ✨️
This is a safe space, and you're always welcome!
You can stay a little while here if you'd like. 
Every story here comes sprinkled with humour, unpredictable updating schedules, and crafted with love.
Stories that make you laugh, stories that speak to you.
Who knows? You might even find something stays with you long after you've left.
Until next time. ❤️