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holyy shit it’s been ages it feels like

av0k0d0

          lol it’s funny cause my granny is super religious and not too much accepting of the lgbtq community…but today my cousin came out as trans. and i have another cousin whose gay openly and then there’s me whose closeted still …but i find it funny that my grandma is like anti lgbtq but then she’s got a trio of queer granbabies LMAO

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update: i came out just a bit ago out of impulse. did not wake up planning on any of this but hey
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av0k0d0

btw i’m gonna start adding onto my funny billie book…finally have the motivation to after being mad at wattpad
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Emma4544

Can you update Billie Eilish funny smut? Pleaseee

av0k0d0

the original one got deleted by wattpad and i only had a certain amount recovered through screenshots…it made me lose motivation in the book but now that i’m seeing people want it updated then i definitely will start writing again on it 
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Tobiason_

Hi! I want to know if you still have the Peppa pig x Billie Eilish sleepover fanfiction and Winnie the Pooh x Billie Eilish one as well, I can’t find it on your page. Thank you! 

av0k0d0

oh and it was wattpad that deleted it smh 
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av0k0d0

my original book got deleted and i only had a few stories recovered :( i still have a few to retype that i have screenshotted but i can’t remember if either of those were it
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av0k0d0

i’m taking my wattpad stories to the next level. remaking some of em (the billie extraterrestrial one first) in that “Episode: Stories you play” app lol
          so keep an eye or for an update soon when i  make some lolll

Daniluv26

Omg I’m so down for that 
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av0k0d0

coz THEY won’t take down my stories smh
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av0k0d0

i still have no understanding as to what canon means in literacy terms..anyone able to clear it up? i tried googling it but my brain just wind comprehend 

av0k0d0

@EilishStoriez i kinda understand that haha
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EilishStoriez

@av0k0d0 it basically means that the fan base accepts that it’s true and makes it official in a way. I don’t even think my explanation made any sense haha
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av0k0d0

ok so yk that harry potter and the cursed child book/play write that came out in 2016? i bought it right when it came out but i NEVER read it for some reason but then i decided to read it not too long ago…ANYWAY there are a LOTTT of people who absolutely despise that book and i just don’t get why??? like i freakin loveddddd it! i talked to someone who was harassed a bunch for liking it, like what?? anyway those who read it, y’all liked it? fr i love the plot (the plot being delphi) jk but still tho why is it soo hated
          
          thanks for reading my rant loll

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Imfaoo so i doubt y'all will believe and that's fine, but a comedian/musician was my substitute teacher at school today and it was freakin hilarious...he was making a TON of inappropriate jokes and got in trouble by the school Imao. but he has a substitute lisence thing lol and he said he just came back from a show in chicago but legit it was so freakin funny. like he walked up to the classroom and we thought he was some random SPED student but then he said "i'm your sub today guys" and were all like wtf then he's like "i'm here for a fun time, not a long time baby" and we're all like um what and he also said that hes here to "fuck shit up"
          
          but he did stand up comedy for us and showed us his music videos..and everyone was on their phone and he walked by and said  “jeez nobody on pornhub?” i DIEDD..my friend got videos of most of it

THEOfficialProngs

@av0k0d0 THAT IS THE BEST FUCKIN SUB EVER
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