a_crazy_obsessed_nerd

My teacher just turned on Bad Romance by Lady Gaga and my whole class is vibing right now (since in person is optional, there’s only 13 of us)

I’m that kind of person who originally arranges the rough draft of their essay into paragraph-spaced, color-coded sentences. 
          
          Can it look hella confusing? Of course. Does it help me do my most hated school task? Absolutely. Is it ironic that an aspiring author hates writing essays? Maybe. Need a hotel? Trivago.

Not me reading fanfiction in the middle of English class. I would never do that ;)

I was just listening to Hellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame (covered by Jonathon Young, I have some taste). Is it bad that I just realized how r*pey the lyrics are?

So, I don’t know whether to to be proud of myself or not. 
          
          I had told my brother that my band class associates Walmart with being a ‘hick store’ but he didn’t know what that meant. So I explained that, as far as I know, hicks are ‘the rednecks of the south’ (I’ll explain this later as to not cause offense). He then said I was offensive to a shit ton of people and I promptly replied with ‘oh, I only insulted the Republicans, it’s okay’ and then we both devolved into laughter. 
          
          I feel like this was the best and yet the worst joke I’ve ever told
          
          
          
          (I’m democratic, and by calling the south ‘rednecks’ I mean those type of people who are truckers that support trump and own an unhealthy amount of firearms. I’ll remove this post if people find it offensive)

Just made $10 by resewing a button on my neighbor’s police uniform. The same neighbor has also had me fix a hole in his backyard umbrella. 
          
          He’s probably gonna keep asking me to resew shit for him in the future. And if it ends in $10 every time, count me in. 
          
          

Happy Easter to people who celebrate and Happy Sunday to those who don’t! I’m not Christian but my family and I still do Easter baskets and egg hunts. Speaking of Easter baskets, I got a 10 ft charger and what my friends and I would call ‘a sinful amount of candy.’
          
          Anyway, just wanted to wish everyone a good day/night!

Update on froyo: it was very good. Ate the whole fucking thing in like 10 min but so worth it

Late night froyo run with my family. I’m excited!!

Not me eating garlic bread at 10 am