UPDATE (09/2020): I'm keeping this terrible bio bc it makes me laugh. The only defense I have is that I was 13 and had no friends. God, why did anybody let me on to the internet. 
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Hi.
Self proclaimed narcissist.
Bookworm.
Artist that has no artistic talent.
Unfunny comedienne.
Musician.
Music Worshiper.
Avid shipper of ships that usually sink.
Mentally a slut.
Serial killer in the making.
eh.

Basically, I write shit that doesn't make sense.

My mum says I'm a strange child.
I think she's right.