If you read comics, I read manga
If you watch cartoons, I watch anime
If you watch dubbed, I watch subbed
If you say stupid, I say BAKA
If you say senior, I say senpai
If you say teacher, I say sensei
If you commit suicide, I commit seppuku
If you believe in god, I believe in Kami-sama
If you like monsters, I like ghouls
If you like cats, I like nyan cat
If you wear costumes, I cosplay
If you wear underwear, I wear pantsu
If you wear a dress, I wear a maid dress
If you wear a hat, I wear cat ears
If you listen to heavy metal, I listen to nightcore
If you listen music, I listen to anime openings and endings
If you're human, I'm an otaku.