"Okay, so I have a name. And I quite like my name, you know why? Because it's my name. 
As well as a name I have a face, and I guess you could say that I'm a pretty normal person, normal as anyone is. So yeah, I'm not normal. Who would want to be normal?
So, more about me. If anyone is still reading this, you will now be about to find out my deepest darkest secrets. Such as the fact that chocolate is awesome, but here's a fact you may not know. Too much chocolate makes you ill! Bet you didn't know that and to be honest if you did then you're unique! 
A nice word, unique.
Other than that, you want to know more? Make it up. You read books, so you have to have an imagination, right? Right?"
-Me, 2014