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          Also, should I follow back? Just wanted to know if it's necessary.

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hello!! miaw~ i luv your story

I broke my toe...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          On a trampoline

A black man walked into a pub. A white man said "no coloured people allowed."
          The black man said " when you're born, you're pink. When you're sick, you're green. 
          When you're cold, you're blue. When you're hot, you're red. And when you're dead, you're purple.
          When I'm born, I'm black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I'm hot, I'm black.
          And when I die, I'll be black. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
          The white man walks out of the pub.
          PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU'RE AGAINST RACISM

Thanks for reading my books! :D

@awesomnesishere same bro same 

I just thought of the worst joke ever here it goes XD
          
          Why did the wistparri plant die?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Cause the jisteria plant grew.
          
          Anyone? 
          Anyone?
          No okay then:(...

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