call me: DG; everyone else doesn't

I 💙 you 3,000.

"I wrote trash then sat back and watched it burn."
-DG 2021

"I am but a humble servant to my loyal readers."
-Varric Tethras, DA:I

"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
-Douglas Adams

Status:
✖ Single
✔ Married

Morosexual (my husband's a certified idiot but I love him anyway)