call me: DG; everyone else doesn't

I 💙 you 3,000.

"I wrote trash then sat back and watched it burn."
-DG 2021

"I am but a humble servant to my loyal readers."
-Varric Tethras, DA:I

"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
-Douglas Adams

Status:
✖ Single
✖In a Relationship
✔ Cheating on Life with Procrastination

Morosexual (apparently)
  • lost in gojo satoru’s eyes✌️
  • JoinedDecember 23, 2014


Following

Last Message
awkward_tumbleweed awkward_tumbleweed Dec 02, 2024 03:52PM
hi hello, my dear wattpadians...it is i, the ever elusive awkward_tumbleweed, here to remind you that i, in fact, still live! just busy with life as per usual. BUT good news, in about...three months...
View all Conversations

Stories by doris macnichols C:
your lovely little things by awkward_tumbleweed
your lovely little things
Jamie MacHare is a twenty-year-old college freshman, ready to tackle the world of art and live life to its fu...
ranking #551 in contemporarylit See all rankings
The Jock's Blackmail by awkward_tumbleweed
The Jock's Blackmail
Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me f...
+15 more
Midnight Messages by awkward_tumbleweed
Midnight Messages
Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number...
10 Reading Lists