Ahhh me. I'm awkward. Extremely.
I'm so weird. I'm an introvert.
I don't have a problem talking to random people in the store or anywhere else because I know that I'm probably never gonna see them again. So I can make an absolute fool out of myself and be all good.
If you went over the side of a bridge into a river in a car with bullet proof windows you'd be completely screwed. That is something I just realized.
Soooooo....
I'm kinda random.
I love Adventure Time.
I'm 18.
I'm 5'6½
I'm also secretly naked under all of my clothes. Who knew?
I sing well and whilst in the shower(;
I read for fun.
I eat when I'm bored and am suprisingly not fat.
My hair doesn't know what it wants. That's why it needs me.
Being complimented makes me uncomfortable.
I love skittles.
I video game.
Don't like the taste of chocolate. Unbelievable I know.
I'm dreadfully sorry I can not control my taste buds.
My favorite fruit is the mango.
I'm Hawaiian and Mexican and white. Awesome. I know(;
I lost my favorite beanie. Sad momento.
I don't have a favorite color. Though if I had to choose i'd say royal blue or indigo.
Pineapples don't grow on trees.
Armadillos can walk underwater.
I'm a brunette w/ a blonde streak.
My mom thought I was a lesbian.
The sky is blue.
I freaking love horror movies.
I love music. I listen to it all the time.
I have absolutely no life.
I'm a bit sarcastic but totally lovable :{D
My minds in the gutter. Cant help it.
I say bro and dude a lot.
I told my mom to calm her balls. She told me she didn't have no balls. So I said my bad then calm your vagina. But it just doesn't sound as great. Really.
I only cuss when I'm angry. Otherwise it sounds awkward coming from my mouth.
Don't judge guys. You don't know me. :3
Um well that's it I suppose. Talk to me. Just PM me or write on my message board. Or you know something?
That'd be nice :3
- wherever i am. duh.
- JoinedNovember 1, 2009
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