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I learn that *bonjour* is not hi it's good morning and to say hi is * salut*...... sooooo my life has been a lie
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I don't know why I buy a friend to ask me oh how many followers do you have I'm like seven but I'm okay with it because they're my children
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My dear children, to me I feel like I'm not giving you anuf fairy bread ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Sooooo9ooooooooooooo ...... I will give you the Fairy bread
Buuuuttttt u need to earn it
Ps sorry for the bad spelling
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Bro y'all need to calm down I left for like I don't remember how many days off of Wattpad and I have 21 like notifications y'all need to calm down please I'm about to start handing you like fairy bread if y'all need that just let me know
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I'm scared, the school summer break is on June 9 ...... WTF it took 12years to get the summer break pass my birthday WTF . My birthday is on June 8 ..... Shit I hate it .. and don't want to it to pass my birthday I wanted it to on June 3 not June 9 f#/k this $/! t
TwT
Sos
Me : on that one bench that is taller than the others looking down thinking that I was going to jump off of a building .
People: looking at me weird
Question for you guys
You want to going me .
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Sent it's new years u know what time it is ..... It's meme time
Me: hey Ben
BEN: hey and what do you want
Me: u know when people say " new year new me "
BEN: yeah......
Me: well guess what
BEN: what
Me: they haven't changed their self
BEN: fair.
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Team of the day once again
Me : hey
Ben : what ?
Me : do you like anyone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ben : n- no where d- did you get that idea from
Me: no I was just asking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: do you like..... Toby ?
Ben : No !!!
Me : yes u do !!!!!!
Ben : nooo
Me: ok , but if you do give me grand children .
Ben : SHUT UP !!!!!!!
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This is in a request I am asking this okay so I on the other hand I like yandere simulator and I have a very odd ship I can't spell her name but it's the yandarin times budo and I can't find any books and also I saw a disgusting ship with buto and taro and I got disgusted real quick I think I said his name right not not Bruno not Bruno okay we are not no no Bruno some people ship Bruno x Maribel I'm like what the heck so now I need requests I will do a meme next time or in an hour but I need request on this like tell me the discussing ship you have mine my my disgusting ship is the one I have Buto x taro
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@bxbdinochicken never mind guys I found it I just spelled her name wrong oh good grief I was like where is this where am I this is tragic
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Another day with another meme because I'm bored so but better than so let's get to the Meme
Me: hey
God : good morning my child how are you ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Me: good just having a boring day hey I have a question
God: what is in my child what is it I'll answer all your questions
:*Satan walks in*
Satan: ?????
Me: where do children come from
God: .....
Satan : * laughing * good luck your highness
God: shush well you see um I bring them to you....
Me: then why do women have really big stomachs God : because that's where all the love comes from and then we make a trade okay......
Me: oh okay * walks out the door*
God: holy crisis
* 2 years later*
Me: u lied to me
Satan: well your highness good luck I guess I've taught her well I guess she's now my child versus yours anyways so my child tell me how is it here.
God: oh shut up
Satan: language my highness
The end
*Poor God *
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Meme Time
Me : hey hiccup ...
Hiccup: what????
Me : I have two questions can you answer this for me?
Hiccup: Sure , what is it ,
Me :If you kiss a girl and a girl kiss you does that mean you're gay
Hiccup:Um ...yes ..
Me : No it depends if you like it
Hiccup:
Me: also , why a very pretty
Hiccup: that's because I'm hot U-U U , and ur not
Me:
Hiccup : I'm I'm just kidding
God: WTF
Satan : that's my kid U-U
God: NO SHE IS NOT YOUR KID
* The end of of how this conversation went*