Beaver-Brained

Are you still here-

hnng... i want warm hug and die

Me: *looks at all the unfinished oneshots im working on*
          Me: is this a good time to start another oneshot?

MTF: alright, who started it?
          
          SCP-682, actively murdering people left and right: It was 035. 035 started the breach.

Me, opening google docks to write a oneshot:
          
          Updates: it's showtime