b-ullshxt

・゚: *✧・゚:*but everything is shattering and it's my mistake・゚: *✧・゚:*

Ryedun

Princess Peach won't you listen to my speech? 
          I don't have any stars of invincibility...
          But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
          I am your Lugi...

Ryedun

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@ImaniMariko let me take you on a magic kart ride!
            I'LL BUST ALL YA BALLOONS WHEN I SMACK YA BACKSIDE
            We'll have so much I'll bring my friends along!
            I'LL KICK THAT DONKEY KONG RIGHT IN HIS KONKEY DONG
            COME ON PEACH IT'S TIME TO MAKE YA CHOICE
            IM THE ONLY PLUMBER THAT CAN MAKE YA BOOBIES REJOICE
            GREEN LANKY ASS BROTHER AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
            IT'S TIME TO LIVE OUT OUR STORY OF THE PRINCESS AND THE PEA..
            NIS
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b-ullshxt

@ImaniMariko  O-M-G I can't decide on which of you should be the guy, to take me on a moustache ride that'll redefine my life. I'm ready to give love a shot, it's not about how many coins ya got, I just know I like YOUUU a lot- YO SLUTS CHECK OUT MY YACHT.
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Ryedun

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@ImaniMariko I'm here to pleasure that ass,  I like t go first princess but I always cum last, you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone koopa troopa skeletons aren't the only dry bone. I'm tired of your run around its such a fucking hassle, I go through shit and then you're in another fucking castle,  you've got to think about it well I don't believe the hype you'll have a lot of time to think when yOURE SMOKING ON MY WARP PIPE
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