Jeremy

@sinfulprincess- <333

@lvnaetics Exactly!

PLEASE don't make me walk to the shop

I GIVE TALL VIBES I'M GOING TO DIE A HAPPY BOY

bad jokes >> 

IT'S 2AM GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP JERRY

What did the pirate say on his birthday?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Aye eighty
          
          Now that's a bad joke bye-

OMMG YOUR BIO
          I ACTUALLY ASKED MYSELF THAT BEFORE
          wtf why is called blowjob

wuz good

The term "blow" wasn't applied specifically to fellatio, however, until 1930, when we saw the first recorded usage of it in a pulp novel called Nell Kimball: Her Life as an American Madam. It also featured into a popular underground poem that circulated in 1948 called "The Platonic Blow," which some have tried to attribute to W.H. Auden (with some controversy), and which is about exactly what it sounds like.
          But while some claim that the term is derived from Victorian prostitute slang referring to performing oral sex as giving a "below-job," the first recorded usage of "blow job" was in a Tijuana Bible — a type of comic book that depicted popular cultural figures engaged in explicit sexual acts — printed in 1948, which featured one McCarthy-era male politician telling another, "You give such good blow jobs." And with that, we never looked back, America!
          Except to discuss whether it is one word or two words, obviously: The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language says it's one, while Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary and Oxford English Dictionary say it's two, so feel free to style it however your blowsy little heart desires.