if u bully me i will cry and piss my pants maybe
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Stories by hot pockets with the girls
The Mortal Enemy
What does it take to be a hero? To be a demigod worthy of the Pantheon's Praise. When a group of demigods get...
Parlor Tricks
A magician, his assistant, his rabbit, and his dove walk into a bank... I forget the rest, but the punchline...
Caterpillars.
He never did smile.