Darlin’

I got called pretty today:) well actually pretty annoying but I’m focusing on the positives:) <3

I can’t be the only one to create fake arguments in the mirror.... right??

You make me wanna gag (you know who you are I don’t think you have wattpad but I don’t give a shit I’ll make you download it then look at my announcements)

If I ever become a murderer I want my signature to be me taking out my victims eyes and putting them into my next dictum eyes and continue but I stop for 2 years then start again so the cops never catch me

Istfg if I get run over by a car I WILL NOT just lie there. Do you know how embarrassing that must be? People would just stare at me and be like “ooooo sis got run over by a car” like NO i will walk off of the round cause I DONT want to be an example people use to their kids to look both ways before crossing like I don’t give a fuck If one of my ribs is sticking out of my head it’s a unicorn horn bitch 

Have you ever wanted to livn’t you don’t want to die but you don’t want to live it’s like you don’t want to be dead but your just so done with everything that you are just livn’t

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE when I have a answer for a question and the teacher calls someone else and they have my exact answer so I put down my hand but the THE TEACHER CALLS ON ME and I have nothing to say

Have you ever wondered if someone es reading your mind or if they were thinking the exact same thing and they just said it out loud cause that seems like they read your mind but it’s cool

I can’t stop reading smut... help
          BUT BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING I only read a specific smut between a ship I like and OH SHIT you people are talented like THEY ARE SPICYYY