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it’s my partner and i’s anniversary today (TWO YEARS!!!) and they’re not on wattpad, we don’t talk about it either, but i’m just so excited i wanted to tell the masses :)

about to listen to my old fics on text to speech LOLLL

anybody else on here wanna tell me they voted for trump? it’s okay i just wanna know! 

a smut open mic opened up in my city and i’m lowkey dying to go

has anybody seem beetlejuice beetlejuice 

finally getting to write for swamp thing again! new part should be out this week fingers crossedddd

reminiscing on my beatles era and just thinking about how something incredibly devilish possessed me whenever i wrote all those ringo fics…….i wasn’t even a ringo girl but they’re all highkey my steamiest works 

when wattpad asks you to do a survey on how your app experience is going and the link doesn’t even fucking work  ……..

swamp thing chapter one should be out by tomorrow!!!!!! 

y’all. there’s apply fics but for sims 4