~I'm the type of kid your parents DID probably want you to hang out with until I surprised all of your asses by turning out to be completely fuck-o~

Because what could be more badass than a unicorn? Maybe if the unicorn were to shoot rainbows out of its ass (hell yes i used that Supernatural reference)

so i have this short ASF list of dumb stuff I wanna do that will probably get me admitted to an insane asylum but those are in right? Anyways

1. go to a restaurant and order a diet water (yep you read that right.)

2. sit in car outside of grocery store, put hair in a bun, and point a hairdryer at random cars to see if they slow down (is that illegal? the better question is, is it bad that I don't care?)

3. whenever someone i hate touches me shriek while looking at them disgustingly "it burns! it burns!" 

4. tell my brothers when they get older that due to struggles of the economy we had to give them up for adoption and we were just recently reunited. (to cruel?.... nah.)

basic bitches beware, ill taint your innocent minds.