badestbananas

Hello random person

I need fanfics to read. Leave me some suggestions pls, I’ll literally read anything under the sun, I got desensitised to a lot of shit at a young age so do not hold back

Ok food for thought: your at your a dinner party or smth and your under the legal drinking age (keyword legal), you pick up an alcohol and drink it. The police bust down the door. what do they do? Arrest you? Tell you “you best not be doing that son”? Turn around and go home? What’s the point of legal drinking ages? Anyways, dont drink and wear ur seatbelts 

It’s 2am and I’m watching videos on how to drink whiskey...I can’t even legally drink whiskey 

Wattpad wtf. First u change your logo now you’ve changed how the library looks. I get it I’m blind, but I’m not THAT blind. Smh, y/n did not put her hair in a messy bun and trudge down the stairs in her oversized T-shirt to see Harry styles in her kitchen and lock orbs with him to find out she won a competition to go on a date with him for this BS 

WHATS UP FUCKERS! I’m back and better than ever (well-) I’ve been inactive for a while but I’m back and that means  C H A O S 

Your comments on shit are a mood and got me dyin XD

You know what? I’m just gonna say it. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I wish I was born a boy. 

My best friend, picking up some yoghurt: is this buttermilk?
          *shakes yoghurt next to ear* yes. 

YALL I CAME OUT TO MY MUM AS BI AND SHE ACCEPTS (ish) ME WHOOO