
adriansaf
Happy 19th.

bahabsja
I’m always tired but never of you

bahabsja
K but Russ could like get it

bahabsja
It’s 2020, why hasn’t a single bank come up with the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

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@bahabsja @adriansaf Shit fuck how do y’all come up w this Ight lemme think...banks...?
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bahabsja
Grâtrunka; Swedish word for “crying while masturbating” just thought it was selfish keeping this to myself.

bahabsja
“If you’re gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty” i stg

bahabsja
@adriansaf @asdf1241 I didn’t realize I befriended middle schoolers. GROW UP ITS A SONG GOD DAMN IM NOT HORNY SAD OR DEEP HOLY HELL
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adriansaf
@bahabsja @asdf1241 oh tell me about it mamas? What’s it like? But on the real Kylie idk how you’re not paralyzed
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bahabsja
Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction?

bahabsja
If you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to erect or what?

bahabsja
@adriansaf “So what do you do for a living?” “Oh I put makeup on dead people and snap boners, you?”
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bahabsja
On a scale of 1 to Nature Valley granola bar how much is your life falling apart