bahabsja

I’m always tired but never of you

otters_are_cute

@bahabsja 
          	  If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't lik- ....Ill stop... 
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bahabsja

It’s 2020, why hasn’t a single bank come up with the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

asdf1143

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@bahabsja @adriansaf Shit fuck how do y’all come up w this Ight lemme think...banks...?
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adriansaf

@bahabsja wow these puns caught my interest 
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bahabsja

@adriansaf I have to give you credit for that one 
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bahabsja

“If you’re gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty” i stg

bahabsja

@adriansaf @asdf1241 I didn’t realize I befriended middle schoolers. GROW UP ITS A SONG GOD DAMN IM NOT HORNY SAD OR DEEP HOLY HELL
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adriansaf

@bahabsja @asdf1241 oh tell me about it mamas? What’s it like? But on the real Kylie idk how you’re not paralyzed 
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asdf1143

@adriansaf U wouldn’t kno big dick energy if it smacked u 
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bahabsja

Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction? 

bahabsja

@adriansaf Get outta here 2% milk
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adriansaf

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@bahabsja bullshit you're tiny
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bahabsja

If you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to erect or what?

asdf1143

@bahabsja @adriansaf “Die hard” taken to a whole ass level 
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bahabsja

@adriansaf “So what do you do for a living?”
            “Oh I put makeup on dead people and snap boners, you?”
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adriansaf

@bahabsja Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat 
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