jakob

i hate looking at my old wattpad comments its like looking through a graveyard

if you couldn't tell i p much never use wattpad anymore, you can find me on ao3 with the same username but i don't post anything or have any public gifts/bookmarks, + not too comfortable sharing my twitter cus it's 18+

i cant find x male reader of this one character im going to explode 

fuck you college board

i aint ever seen a south park fan that was neither a pedophile, fujoshi(t), nor a middle aged parent with at least two kids

how about gun AND trans rights

help my recommended is RUINED because i was trying to find this one fanfic i liked years ago  i think it was deleted anyways

if someone's about to kill you just tell them "nuh uh!!" and they'll go away. works every time

yeaaahhhh so apparently my job doesnt start until march
          anyways why does wattpad have to completely ruin the mood by showing me a shitty mobile game ad right after i've read the most toe curling ass clenching sweat inducing tongue lolling smut known to man

i finally got a job, i no longer am a lost individual in his parents' house, i will see you guys on the other side.