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I kinda wanna read a fanfic about baldis basic, but baldi's like a parasite that infiltrated a high school and brainwashed everyone except y/n, and y/n has to find a way to kill baldi, but ends up getting him to fall in love with them, and y/n pretends to fall for him too, but backstabs him and takes him down and saves everyone.

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Writing a book rn
          I feel so cool
          All u bitches wish you could be on my level
          My glorious 5’0 level

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Ok, this is extremely concerning, but i have an amazing story idea for someone, and i will buy you swedish fish if you write about this.
          What if there was a man with a dick made out of butter, and he’s navigating his way through life, trying to find someone who also has a dick of butter, or an extreme butter fetish
          I will be reading this someday, i can guarantee you that

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