I am a fat cat, partly unicorn. 
i like fat cats, like mine at home. his name is bananapickleticklefickle. 
you can't call him Bickle.
i like fat cats. and bananas. plus pickles. yeah.
I can't live without: my fat cat, bananapickleticklefickle. 
you still can't call him Bickle.
If I could be any literary character, I would be: Peter Pan, girl version.
you sexy stalker.