moff_gutz
peenids
banani-pie
banani-pie
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who the HELL came up with the "2 oFfLine StOriEs" feature??? this is the dumbest wattpad feature so far, cant wait to see what other dumb shit theyre gonna make up (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。
banani-pie
@smitheryees one rainy night... everything went downhill... the wattpocalypse... destroyed our world.
banani-pie
@lifeisnowpain i used the old version for a while but then the google app store updated it "automatically". i got used to the new interface though, unfortunately. still, ill try and download an old version again.
smitheryees
{ @banani-pie } once they updated the logo a few years back, everything went downhill. im telling ya—
magoleil
one word: m a m m o n
banani-pie
@nanermilk she is a character from the anime/manga/idk what else, the rising of the shield hero, the anime isn't particularly good, i've heard people say the manga and the light novel are better, but i don't know why i'm telling you this lol. she is just a cute character.
byshojos
this is soooo random but I just wanna say how much I am happy to see mammon as your profile picture, I mean, I am team lucifer but hey, mammon is cute as hell ❤️
banani-pie
@caesaring aww, you don't sound like a fool at all, i assure you. it's actually really nice when people leave you messages like this, please don't feel bad about it :)
byshojos
AHAHA don’t worry, before I post this message I was like « I sound like a fool » but at the same time I had to tell you how much I was happy to see mammon ahah, they are all so cute
banani-pie
@caesaring aaahhh !!! mammon and beel are literally the cutest !! also, thank you for posting on my wall, i usually am very nervous to do something like that, you're a really brave person haha!! i'm glad i made you happy!
banani-pie
OH MY GOD I'M A DRAMATIC BITCH I WILL NEVER WHINE EVER AGAIN I WILL ALWAYS PRAY TO THE FANFICTION GODS, THIS IS A MIRACLE!! ƪ(‾.‾“)┐
it's a good thing i screenshotted everything, not that anyone cares, but i did just in case. sjsnsksnsnsksn i made that other account for nothing, i have an entire library of wattpad profiles and i'm not sure how i feel about it ಠ︵ಠ.
banani-pie
alright, anyone who updates the stories i like, replies to me, wattpad says frick you apparently :( . i'm not really that sad about it, just meh, i only use this profile for reading. i hope it's just some bug or something ??? idk how apps work? please message me if, i don't know, you're a dummy dum like me and decided to play with the app and something happened, i have no idea. sorry for wasting your time with my irrelevant situation (~_~;)
banani-pie
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um... i kinda broke wattpad... i decided "hey wouldn't it be totally cool and fucking rad if i removed the ads in wattpad, cause they're so damn annoying?" and i did just that with a dumb app, but i also did some other stuff. at first it seemed to work, i was so damn happy and all, but now i can't look at my notifications and i tried signing out and then logging in, i restared my phone, i logged in from my browser, but it still said that i had no notifications!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I AM PANICKING I WILL NEVER LIVE HAPPILY EVER AGAIN!! i guess i can just read stuff from ao3 until i die
ill try logging in from my laptop or i might just uninstall and install it again... EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO FRICKING NICE WITHOUT THE ADS!
quixotix
@banani-pie maybe it’s the fan fiction gods stopping you from your sinful obsession have you been reading some suspicious things???
banani-pie
I'm back?
Yay, I guess!
banani-pie
im going off of wattpad. it just doesnt bring joy to me anymore, so i see no point in continuing this. maybe i can come back sometime in the future but for now, i dont plan on doing that just yet. you can unfollow if you want, im not gonna be butthurt about it.
banani-pie
i couldnt use my wattpad profile for maybe a few hours cause of some "error" but when i looked at the official wattpad profile i saw that no one mentioned any problem of this sort? i really dk, i just wonder if only i noticed it or something?