Au where Sasuke's clan is never massacred and he doesn't end up a power-obsessed ignoramus, and Naruto actually leaves the village and becomes evil, but like he's the kind of evil where he's really funny and sarcastic and is really childish in a creepy way, and Sasuke searches for him for years to bring him back and Naruto has a huge grudge against the village because of how he was treated, and basically it ends in NaruSasu with (kind of) innocent Sasuke and evil, sarcastic, hilarious, powerful, slightly crazy Naruto- can someone make this happen?