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ALSO WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE READING SOLO

me: leaves and forgets about wattpad
          *comesback*
          91k WHAT

Me: oh boy, I wonder what these comments are fo-
          
          Readers: FUCK YOU ITS GIF
          JIF
          GIF
          JIF
          
          Me: *slowly backs away*

Me: This is my character, Karter, he is flawed and sometimes a dick
          
          Readers: fair enough
          
          Me: he pronounces it jif
          
          Readers: WHAT THE FUCK NO THIS IS BLASPHEMY

Real Boy Update:
          
          I changed the name of my Trans!Peter Parker Fanfiction to Liar Liar.
          
          I hope this doesn’t cause any confusion x

I must be so sleep deprived - I just found several written fan fictions I don’t remember doing (spoiler alert: one is called Sugar Daddy and is a Steve Rogers fic. WHY???)

I swear to god this new update will be the death of me I am so sorry 

What the fuck I opened my app to like three hundred notifications what’s with this new update

I really like your Simon Lewis fanfic so far and hope you start it up again soon

I was writing a Real Boy update but now I’m drunk and it’s a mess so guess who’s deleting three chapters of work? This gal