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My professor just told me that if a dude annoys me I should get him hard and then chop his dingaling off coz there are many blood vessels down there and I decided to share that with everyone

Someone be nice and recommend me god-tier marauders fanfiction?

Have I read The Picture of Dorian Gray every month since 2016? Yes. 
          Do I really need to read it again? Not really.
          Am I going to read it again? Absolutely.

I JUST READ A WHOLE BOOK OF A GIRL CHOOSING A TRASH GUY OVER ONE WHO FLIRTS WELL, TREATS HER RIGHT, BUYS HER FOOD AND IS LITERALLY ALWAYS THERE FOR HER AND I WANT TO SCREAM!!!