baohushen

/  cb & spec!  also sorry it’s kinda blunt/kinda mean when u first talk,  it’s nothing personal i swear ☠️ mf is just v inexperienced w conversation

exknights

/*   any on @liyuesfists? dw his brain cannot comprehend meanness lol it'll go right over his head
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encarvement

hey  that  graveyard  looks  crowded 

baohushen

“that is rather far-fetched.”
            
            !!  @encarvement
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baohushen

“unless they are visiting their loved ones’ graves.”
            
            !!  @encarvement
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encarvement

why  don’t  eggs  tell  jokes? 

baohushen

“so they cannot crack each other.”
            
            !!  @encarvement
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encarvement

@baohushen 
            
            that’s  not—  that’s  not  the  point 
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baohushen

“..eggs aren’t sentient.”
            
            !!  @encarvement
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encarvement

hey  what  do  you  call  a  poor  santa  clause  

baohushen

“..i see.  from where?”
            
            !!  @encarvement
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baohushen

“what is a nickel.”
            
            !!  @encarvement 
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encarvement

hey  do  you  know  where  pirates  get  their  hooks?  

baohushen

“but a hook isn’t a hand either.  it is a hook,  or more broadly a prosthetic.”
            
            !!  @encarvement
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encarvement

@baohushen 
            
            no— no  the  point  is  that  the  hook  is  like  the “second hand” and  second  hand  store  is  a saying— ykw  never mind. 
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baohushen

“but they don’t have a second hand.”
            
            !!  @encarvement
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szhuis

did...   you   just   call   me   uncle   jianyu  ..?

szhuis

.       no,   it's   just...   *  sniff.   i   didn't   expect    you   to   say   that..   you're   going   to   make    your    uncle    cry!!   oh   morax,   i   need   to   tell   xiao   this!
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baohushen

“apologies.  would you prefer something else.”
            
            !!  @mortalons
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deadstarrs

"⠀⠀get loooost.  i can handle this.⠀⠀"

deadstarrs

"⠀⠀you basically did though.⠀⠀"
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baohushen

“i would never be so crude.”
            
            !!  @foolgolds 
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deadstarrs

"⠀⠀did you just tell me to shut up.⠀⠀"
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restrainments

you're being awfully dramatic!    i simply wished to say hello!

restrainments

⠀ ⠀ ❵⠀⠀ ❜⠀   shut up.      shut!!    up!!      [   an excitement that overflowed the fifth wind,    arms quickly clinging around it.   face rubbing against it's shoulder.   ]       mei–mei missed meeee   ~
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baohushen

“i assume if i say otherwise to what you believe,  you’ll be offended.  though i will admit it has been too quiet around here lately,  so perhaps the company is welcome,”  it is the closest meilian will come to ever admitting it enjoys the other’s company.
            
            !!  @seraphimed 
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restrainments

⠀ ⠀ ❵⠀⠀ ❜⠀  i am sure you've missed me!    hasn't it been a couple of years?   c'mon,    you must've!    i've always made your days so wonderful.   wouldn't you agree?
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