encarvement
/ im giggling ok im done
baohushen
/ u r wretched!!!
!! @encarvement
baohushen
encarvement
hey that graveyard looks crowded
baohushen
“that is rather far-fetched.”
!! @encarvement
encarvement
@baohushen they should die
baohushen
“unless they are visiting their loved ones’ graves.”
!! @encarvement
encarvement
why don’t eggs tell jokes?
baohushen
“so they cannot crack each other.”
!! @encarvement
encarvement
@baohushen that’s not— that’s not the point
baohushen
“..eggs aren’t sentient.”
!! @encarvement
encarvement
hey what do you call a poor santa clause
baohushen
“..i see. from where?”
!! @encarvement
encarvement
@baohushen it’s a currency beloved
baohushen
“what is a nickel.”
!! @encarvement
encarvement
hey do you know where pirates get their hooks?
baohushen
“but a hook isn’t a hand either. it is a hook, or more broadly a prosthetic.”
!! @encarvement
encarvement
@baohushen no— no the point is that the hook is like the “second hand” and second hand store is a saying— ykw never mind.
baohushen
“but they don’t have a second hand.”
!! @encarvement
szhuis
did... you just call me uncle jianyu ..?
szhuis
. no, it's just... * sniff. i didn't expect you to say that.. you're going to make your uncle cry!! oh morax, i need to tell xiao this!
baohushen
“apologies. would you prefer something else.”
!! @mortalons
deadstarrs
"⠀⠀get loooost. i can handle this.⠀⠀"
deadstarrs
"⠀⠀you basically did though.⠀⠀"
baohushen
“i would never be so crude.”
!! @foolgolds
deadstarrs
"⠀⠀did you just tell me to shut up.⠀⠀"
worIdeaters
" ... you know you'll get frown lines scowling like that, completely ruins the complexion. "
restrainments
you're being awfully dramatic! i simply wished to say hello!
restrainments
⠀ ⠀ ❵⠀⠀ ❜⠀ shut up. shut!! up!! [ an excitement that overflowed the fifth wind, arms quickly clinging around it. face rubbing against it's shoulder. ] mei–mei missed meeee ~
baohushen
“i assume if i say otherwise to what you believe, you’ll be offended. though i will admit it has been too quiet around here lately, so perhaps the company is welcome,” it is the closest meilian will come to ever admitting it enjoys the other’s company.
!! @seraphimed
restrainments
⠀ ⠀ ❵⠀⠀ ❜⠀ i am sure you've missed me! hasn't it been a couple of years? c'mon, you must've! i've always made your days so wonderful. wouldn't you agree?
deadstarrs
"⠀⠀don't mind me. feel free to continue as you were.⠀⠀"