@barbieque_swine
CHAPTER 24 OFFICIALLY OUT AFTER MANY MONTHS OF HEARTBREAK OVER OUR HORSE MACKEIGHLEIGHANNE-RAE (read our last telegram for all the deets).
Its extra long and extra juicy will all your fav shenanigans!
We'll know if you don't read it,
So make sure you do...
LOM (lots of misery),
- barbeque_swine
We could never leave you !
Do you still love us even though we neglect you ?
guys... if our work is a disease i am the vector transmitting the disease between hosts. this is also known as indirect transmission.
you're welcome, stay in biology. you will learn.
Guess what? Early New Year’s surprise!!!! And a late Christmas present for everyone. We just know that if you had a tree, you wanted this under it! Go read Chapter 19 NOW or else.
hey xx
Did someone hack into our account and publish a 4,000+ word chapter? No. We did. Because we're back. Go read it, or we'll tell Louis...
Hello All.
We're very apologetic for not uploading another chapter of our life's work but...
Someone's been making life very difficult for us. Some of you may know her as J*anne Kathleen. Some of you may not have heard of her at all.
Currently We're acting as our own criminal defence lawyers in a juicy... steamy trial. For any of you who are worried about our physical condition after our prison heart surgery, we're fine... just fine...
Our followers can stop reading here. The rest is for you, Joanne.
We're gonna get you. You're gonna go down for shivving us. After chopping all the fat off our hearts we're now stronger and healthier than ever, so bring it on. We're ready.
XX,
barbieque_swine.
P.S.
[If you or an hated yet loved one need a criminal defence attorney, email us at barbieque_swine@swine.org and we'll chat. We're open for negotiation but prices start at $14. Let us know x.]
P.S.S.
Sleep with one eye open Joan. One. Eye.
@barbieque_swine yes that works perfectly, i’m glad to hear our astrological charts will combine well for the sake of the trial. oh it is. haha. that’s funny.
@ivyierace Thank you for this thoughtful contribution. Your leo sun will come in handy if we can suppress our virgo rising and amplify our scorpio sun for the trial. Can we fly you out to bermuda at 4? Let us know. stat. Your name is kind of like Ive haha!
hey queens, i’m so sorry to hear all of the troubles you’ve gone through recently as a result of your hiatus. if you’re looking for someone else to help persuade the court, i’m a leo sun and aries rising and tend to scare or intimidate others. i can also be bitchy but honest to get a point across. please let me know as i’d be happy to help, costs won’t apply for dear friends like you x
CHAPTER 16 YOU LITTLE RAT PUTAS
lots of love,
barbieque_swine
guess what...
WE'RE BACK.
no one replied to our annoucements. it really hurt our feelings. so we left for a bit... then some stuff happened....