road work ahead? ah, yeah, i sure hope it does.

so i'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties. *wheeze*

hi, i'm chelsea! what's your favorite dinner food?

this bitch empty....YEET!

*tearing up* i thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam

*laying upside down on the edge of the bed*
alright, let's tell eachother a secret about ourselves. i'm gonna go first, i...hate you.

stop saying i look like chicken little. he's dumb and a coward, and I aM nOT a CoWaRd!

i saw you hanging with kaitlyn yesterday! 
rebecca, it's not what it looks like!! 
I wOnT HeSiTaTe BiTcH!

hey, come here, i want to talk to you!
what?
someday you're gonna grow up and be a man-
someday you're gonna be dead!

you can't sit with us.
actually, megan, i can't sit anywhere. i have ✨hemorrhoids.✨

we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. whatchu gon do?

chris is that weed!?
no, it's a crayo-
i'm calling the police!
that wont-
911, what's your emergency?

wait- what?
you're not coming to my tea party?
BETHANY, I MADE BISCUITS

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla

happy birthday, raven!
i can't swim!

is my entire bio vines? yes
do i regret it? not at that moment, no
will i regret it? eventually

in all seriousness, pm me if you need to talk or want to make friends. i'm a bit awkward but i'm always down to help any way i can! you are valid and loved! 
take it easy guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!