bartsimpson-

feeling sad, i haven't been on here in ages

inclining

dyyyyyying

inclining

that's like saying oh don't let the police see you if you accidentally rob the bloody co-op
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inclining

@bartsimpson- i wasn't even thinking of hat now i'm on fire and feel like i'm going to burn in hell, thanks !
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bartsimpson-

@bloodangel_  having to stay up on your phone and try to not get caught by your parents might distract you from the heat
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2AMPAGNE

aHLIE TWAS LIT

bartsimpson-

@XYRIOS EVERYONE WHO WAS BLESSED ENOUGH TO SEE OUR PROFILES SHOULD BE THANKING US
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2AMPAGNE

OMG YES WATTPAD SHOULD BE THANKING US TBH
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bartsimpson-

@XYRIOS TWAS SOO LIT WE'RE THE REASON WATTPAD IS ORANGE
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