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@shinejin09 Hello, bowling alley destroying friend.

@basicallyhopeless I am deeply flattered by Connor's yearnings for me, however, as you are a woman of culture, you have very seriously studied the writings of the Church O'Connor, and you aware that in the sacred texts it is stated that once the almighty Connor chooses a soul mate, he cannot change his mind, for he will be attached to that being till death to them part. (Even then, he will be reincarnated into his soul mate) And yet despite your "old mare" metaphors" he has chosen you. I would love to have the privelage of being Connor's vessel for reincarnation - it is what I often fantasize, as well as waking up in bed and seeing Connor wearing only an apron bringing me whatever marvelous breakfast he has conjured me. It is my only wish in life- to be loved by the transcendant Connor. Nevermind the fact that I prefer women; I would choose him over any woman. However, this is all beside the point: you have been chosen by him and I respect his wishes and am very happy how far you've grown over the past years: from a mere assistant to a fanfiction writer, to the chosen soul mate of a divine being. I am sure all our friends share the same sentiment- Apple, Haachi and the entirety of the Renaissance server which I couldn't possibly be assed to list. Maybe in another lifetime, my descendants can become vessels of the mighty Connor, however, as the writings in the Church O'Connor state: "One must put aside his jealousy of the divine's chosen one" and "The divine cannot detach himself from his soul mate".
            In other words, that is what I am doing. We are all very happy for you and the almighty, and we hope the Connor line will continue for lifetimes to come. Maybe he regrets his choice- Which I sincerely doubt, since I am sure you are a great match for him- but even he understands that there is no turning back now, your Joyousness.
            (Once again, I feel like I rambled a lot here so please, be oh so generous as to let me know if any of this made sense. Much appreciated)
            
            Geno

@GenoIGuess Oh, I've sent the pleasant regards to him, your majesty. He is more than happy to hear from you, actually, he was more than happy. Enchanted, enraptured, besotted, oh, lucky you, your majesty! For he is ever the ardent lover! 
            
            It brings us (Him, to be exact, I'm merely a side character in his merry-go-round of life, dear. I'm the old mare, behoved to be shunned by the public eyes of fervent children, while he is the handsome stallion, while you, your majesty, rides him all the time ;)) such sorrow that you couldn't write another one. He's been pining for you, your majesty.  Out of all the people awaiting to get onto the majestic stallion that is Connor, he only wants to ride you. He yearns for you. It's such a pain in the arse to deal with, really, since out of everyone he's loved, including I, the lonesome mare, he'd only want you, and no one else. 
            
            I hope to hear from you again, or else, I fear Connor might not have much time left. He's heartsick, your majesty.
            
            Or else,
            Joie.

oh hey this is exactly 1 month late. very epic. I am glad my essay has pleased you, I would write another one but the day ends in 10 minutes so I don't really have the time, unfortunately. very sad!
            Send Connor my regards, by the way.
            
            G

Thanks

@GenoIGuess bless you

I did not have to know that

@GenoIGuess Little do you know, I have two guitars, and one of them will always be out tuned. 
            
            What a plot twist indeed.

@basicallyhopeless I thought you said you got  the guitar fixed?! Outrageous.
            Happy two out tuned years to you too.

@GenoIGuess Happy two out tuned years, your majesty.

@GenoIGuess Reverse card

@GenoIGuess Nay, thou shall be gay.

@GenoIGuess nay thee

grill toaster

@GenoIGuess I identify myself as a toaster.