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I skipped school yesterday, walked around town for six and a half hours, hung out with some friends who happened to also be out, went to the woods and vibed, somehow got involved in a drug deal, walked around a little more, then went home on my bus. 
          
          Now my legs are royally fucked from the intense amount of walking and I can barely stand. 

I had a really awesome and long dream last night. It was my own personal heaven, but I just remembered that the only hint that made me realize that I was dreaming was that I chipped my tooth, looked in a mirror, and noticed I had two sets of jaws. Casually looked over to my friend who was in the dream and just went "I guess I'm in a dream". 
          
          Like I looked like I was straight out of a horror movie but I was just so nonchalant about it. Glad my friend was too.

So, lads, apparently I'm funny. Which is weird because I'm not funny anywhere else but for some reason when I read books on this site I'm all of a sudden the funniest bitch on the block. 

L A D S, I had the worst experience ever that shall traumatize me for as long as I am in this mortal coil. I felt something tickle inside my pant leg and I pulled it up and there was a MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER IN MY PANT LEG AND I SCREAMED AND RAN AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT PLEASE SEND HELP

Don't you love it when you have a funny comment to post on a story, you type it out, you hit send, and then you're hit with "there was a problem with the comments, please refresh"
          
          Cuz I'm bout to kill someone if this keeps happening 

You never fail to make me laugh with your comments.

We all know I want to top Kars the most fabulous super ultra mega vampire that's barely elaborated on and our bisexual thot of a ruler DIO. 

The Princess Bride is one of the best films out there besides Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Change my mind.

@lovepowergirl  sup

why me