Hey person!
Read it all! I mean it!
If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral - I would be in jail for killing the person who murdered you.
We are true friends. We ride together. We die together.
Send this to everyone you care about, including me, if you care, I want you to know you are an amazing friend, 'til death and forever'
If I don't get this back, I understand.
Nobody knows how important something is until they loose it.
Tonight (at exactly 00:00) the person you love (if you have any) will realize they love you.
If you break this chain, you will be condemned to bad luck.
With love, send this to 15 people. I was told to do this by a friend, so pass it on.
Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.
GOOD LUCK!
(Love you wheezy!)