Aaight, so I'm like the grandpa of this site, apparently. Unlike most everyone I've seen on here, I am NOT an angsty teen. 

I'm an angsty young adult. 



No, but really. I have been writing for like 10 years, and my narcissism is beyond compare....

Wait

I mean, I've been writing for 10 years and I know a lot about writing. I even paid $100,000 for a piece of paper that says so.